I looked at my own cervix.
honey bunches of taint.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We're too hungover to prance.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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