her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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