the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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