I want to walk on stilts...naked
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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