His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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