I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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