I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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