I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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