Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize