This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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