I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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