Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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