I puked a lego.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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