He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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