right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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