i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Someone came in the potted fern
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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