He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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