Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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