Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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