There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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