Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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