Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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