At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
