We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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