let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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