I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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