saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Randomize
