it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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