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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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