CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm too high and old for this...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
