I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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