So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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