you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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