im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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