A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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