I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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