: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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