Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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