are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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