fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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