Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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