Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
