was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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