It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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