thus making me awesome and them whores
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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