soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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