We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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