i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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