It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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