have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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