They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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