We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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